1. Fart in another person’s face.
2. Pee on the floor out of spite.
3. Eat a shoe, ‘cuz why not?
4. Bite someone’s dick by surprise.
5. Eat crayons and literally taste the rainbow.
6. Happily steal children’s meals.
7. Eat a wall.
8. Sneak into a stranger’s house.
9. Lick dead animals.
10. Fall to the floor for no apparent reason.
11. Sneeze into another person’s mouth.
12. Scare the shit out of a turkey…and then eat that shit.
13. Trample your brother and break his foot.
14. Poop in a Roomba’s path.
15. And finally, pee on someone while they sleep.