Dog walker assigns his clients some fictional backstories


Dogs are probably the best things on this earth, next to bacon. They’re loyal, pure and so goddam amazing. Therefore, anyone who works with dogs, keeps them happy and healthy, is a pretty special human being too.

This guy here is Jordan, from New York, and he’s a dog walker. His girlfriend, going by the handle th0tcouture, took to Twitter to tell the world that he makes up fictional backstories about the dogs he walks, and shares them with her.

I just about needed to sit beside a tree for these, because I was peeing a little.