If you think that cats have it easy, think again. They don’t ask for a lot in life. They want to have their food delivered to them in their favorite bowl at the exact time, and not a nanosecond later. Don’t bother bringing it earlier either because no one wants to eat stale food, alright?! They also want to sleep wherever they please, and if it just happens to be your face, then don’t bother moving. Taking care of their own business is their job, so the sand in the sandbox is off-limits, don’t even try to sweep it back in – it was meant to be scattered all over your balcony. Other than that, they might want some illegal goodies from time to time, like that catnip toys, but not too often. Yeah, fun times! But let’s get back at the matter at hand. Cats are not high maintenance, so don’t ever try to portray them as something they’re not.