When it comes to marking territory, this dog wins the award for the most creative approach. Even the meanest wolf would be impressed (if he had access to YouTube), and the burliest bro will be ashamed of that time he wrote obscenities in the snow once he watches this.
Once you get past the fact that he’s painting the sidewalk with so much urine, it’s a pretty impressive party trick. (But seriously, what did he have to drink?!) If I had any advice to offer this nugget, it’d be this:
You do you, little guy. However, if you’re trying to impress the ladies, you’re walking down the wrong path.